diff --git a/events/guildMemberAdd.js b/events/guildMemberAdd.js
index 1eed3583f6424cf9a89e9834b6daf6207c9de500..56d4625f52476a63bc7193d3c73ac5f29a24c41d 100644
--- a/events/guildMemberAdd.js
+++ b/events/guildMemberAdd.js
@@ -1,20 +1,11 @@
 /* global process */
 const settings = JSON.parse(process.env.SOCS);
 module.exports = (client, member) => {
-  const greetings = [
-    'Sigh, welcome to the server I guess',
-    'Oh.... Hello',
-    'I think you ought to know I\'m feeling very depressed but that\'s how I was made',
-    'I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. But here I am being used to greet people',
-    'Welcome, pardon me for breathing',
-    'Just so you know, I hate oceans.',
-    'You think you’ve got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot?',
-  ];
-  const randomGreeting = greetings[Math.floor(Math.random()*greetings.length)];
+  const greeting = `Hey ${member}, welcome to the server`;
 
   const guild = member.guild;
 
   guild.channels.find((channel) =>
     channel.name === settings[guild.name.toLowerCase()].default_channel)
-      .send('<@' + member.id + '> ' + randomGreeting);
+      .send(greeting);
 };