Remove some outdated/silly/personal gags (943d7903) · Commits · milliways / mw

src/server/gags.c

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		@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@
		#include "talker_privs.h"
		#include "gags.h"

		/* local prototypes */
		void gag_normal(char *text);
		void gag_chef(char *text);
		void gag_kraut(char *text);
		@@ -22,21 +21,15 @@ void gag_censor(char *text);
		void gag_wibble(char *text);
		void gag_swab(char *text);
		void gag_strfry(char *text);
		void gag_tnarg(char *text);
		void gag_furby(char *text);
		void gag_warez(char *text);
		void gag_bunny(char *text);
		void gag_duck(char *text);
		void gag_saya(char *text);
		void gag_morse(char *text);
		void gag_annoy(char *text);
		void gag_french(char *text);
		void gag_babel(char *text);
		void gag_nosport(char *text);
		void gag_ack(char *text);
		void gag_hazelesque(char *text);
		void gag_pklong(char *text);
		void gag_unreturnable(char *text);
		static char apply_bork(char text, const gag_pattern_t *list, int caps);

		/****
		@@ -88,10 +81,6 @@ GagInfo gaglist[]={
		"You have just been Strfry'd. Your text will now go manky :)",
		"You have been DeStrfry'd. You can now talk normally",
		gag_strfry},
		{"tnarg","Tnarg", "UnTnargian",
		"You have just been Tnarged. You feil the powwer ov speach sliping away from ewe",
		"You have been UnTnargian'd. You can now talk normally",
		gag_tnarg},
		{"furby","Furby", "UnFurby",
		"You have just been Furby'd. There are cries of 'ahh, how cute!' and 'someone shut that thing up!' :)",
		"You have been Un-Furby'd. You're not cute and annoying anymore! :(",
		@@ -104,10 +93,6 @@ GagInfo gaglist[]={
		"You have just switched to duck-mode",
		"You are no longer quackers!",
		gag_duck},
		{"saya","Saya", "De-saya",
		"You will be perpetually eating",
		"You can now stop eating!",
		gag_saya},
		{"bunny","Bunny", "UnBunny",
		"You have just switched to bunny-mode",
		"You have stopped being a bunny",
		@@ -116,10 +101,6 @@ GagInfo gaglist[]={
		"You have just been taught Morse Code. Pity you forgot the other languages you knew...",
		"You just remembered know to communicate properly! Now stop talking Morse!",
		gag_morse},
		{"annoy","Annoy", "Un-Annoy",
		"You have just been annoyed.... :)",
		"You shrug off the annoyance.",
		gag_annoy},
		{"french","Frenchify", "DeFrenchify",
		"You now speck Onglish leek a fronchman...",
		"Your English improves again...",
		@@ -136,18 +117,6 @@ GagInfo gaglist[]={
		"You have been zapped by a ray-gun and turned into a martian",
		"You are human again",
		gag_ack},
		{"hazelesque","Hazelesque","De-Hazelesque",
		"You have just been switched to Hazelesque mode",
		"You have just been De-Hazelesqued",
		gag_hazelesque},
		{"pklong","pklong","De-pklong",
		"You have just been made to love Disney",
		"Your love of Disney has faded",
		gag_pklong},
		{"unreturnable","unreturnable","De-unreturnable",
		"You have just been made to love node.js and all things hipster...",
		"Your affinity for javascript slowly fades away and you begin to make rational language choices again...",
		gag_unreturnable},
		{NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL},
		};

		@@ -399,17 +368,6 @@ void gag_strfry(char *text)
		#endif
		}

		static char duplstr(char text)
		{
		char *c;
		int i;
		c=(char *)malloc(strlen(text)+1);
		for (i=0;i<strlen(text);i++)
		c[i]=tolower(text[i]);
		c[strlen(text)]=0;
		return(c);
		}

		const char *gag_type(int type)
		{
		GagInfo *gi = gag_find(type);
		@@ -464,37 +422,6 @@ int gag_code(const char *str)
		* the gag filters
		*/

		/* tnarg dyslexication filter */
		void gag_tnarg(char *text)
		{
		char *buff = duplstr(text);
		const char *match_list[] = { "buffy", "willow", "slayer", "vampire",
		"cordelia", "sex", "cordy", "3-some", "cordie",
		"cordi", "three-some", "three some", "shag",
		"lesbian", "sauce", "mayonaise", "cream", NULL };
		int match = 0;
		int ptr = 0;
		char temp[MAXTEXTLENGTH];

		while (match_list[ptr] != NULL)
		{
		if (strstr(buff, match_list[ptr]) != NULL)
		{
		match = 1;
		break;
		}
		ptr++;
		}
		free(buff);

		snprintf(temp, MAXTEXTLENGTH-1, "%s", apply_bork(text, tnarg, 0));

		if (match)
		snprintf(text, MAXTEXTLENGTH-1, "%s ( Mmmm... Buffy <drooool> )", temp);
		else
		snprintf(text, MAXTEXTLENGTH-1, "%s", temp);
		}

		/* make you talk like a furby */
		void gag_furby(char *text)
		{
		@@ -533,12 +460,6 @@ void gag_duck(char *text)
		gag_wordrep(text,"quack");
		}

		/* turn all words into 'quack' */
		void gag_saya(char *text)
		{
		gag_wordrep(text,"am ");
		}

		static const char *lookup_morse(const char c)
		{
		switch(toupper(c))
		@@ -620,12 +541,6 @@ void gag_morse(char *text)
		free(out);
		}

		/* annoyance filter */
		void gag_annoy(char *text)
		{
		snprintf(text, MAXTEXTLENGTH-1, "%s", apply_bork(text, annoy, 0));
		}

		/* 'allo 'allo 'french' gag */
		void gag_french(char *text)
		{
		@@ -644,11 +559,6 @@ void gag_nosport(char *text)
		snprintf(text, MAXTEXTLENGTH-1, "%s", apply_bork(text, nosport, 0));
		}

		void gag_unreturnable(char *text)
		{
		snprintf(text, MAXTEXTLENGTH-1, "%s", apply_bork(text, unreturnable, 0));
		}

		#define MAX_WORDS 30

		/* Mars Attacks! */
		@@ -764,17 +674,6 @@ void gag_ack(char *text)
		}
		}

		void gag_hazelesque(char *text)
		{
		gag_wordrep(text,"heh ");
		}

		void gag_pklong(char *text)
		{
		gag_wordrep(text,"disney ");
		}


		/**
		* old style lookup table gag filters
		**/

src/server/gagtable.c

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		@@ -361,125 +361,6 @@ const gag_pattern_t wibble[]={
		{"z","ble"},
		{NULL,NULL}};

		const gag_pattern_t annoy[]={
		{ "^xtreme", "ShriekFM" },
		{ "^x-treme", "C-Air" },
		{ "^marlboros$", "nappies" },
		{ "^marlboro$", "nappy" },
		{ "^marlboro's$", "marrowbone" },
		{ "wilder", "w**ker" },
		{ "microsoft", "micro$haft" },
		{ "bill gates", "satan" },
		{ "billgates", "satan" },
		{ "caress", "cuddle" },
		{ "solaris", "SlowArse" },
		{ "eiffel", "Eyefull" },
		{ "^LIS$", "Lesbian Iguana Shaggers" },
		{ "^ACU$", "Archaic Crashing Unit" },
		{ "^L.I.S$", "Lesbian Iguana Shaggers" },
		{ "^A.C.U$", "Archaic Crashing Unit" },
		{ "Swansea Bay", "Swansea Sewage Works" },
		{ "^IE4$", "Internet Exploder 4" },
		{ "Internet Explorer", "Internet Exploder" },
		{ "Netscape", "Nutscrape" },
		{ "^IE$", "Internet Exploder" },
		{ "^IE%", "Internet Exploder " },
		{ "fish", "<censored>" },
		{ "duck", "<censored>" },
		{ "bunny", "<censored>" },
		{ "wibble", "<censored>" },
		{ "fairy nuff", "fairy snuff"},
		{ "fair enough", "furry muff"},
		{ "Chemistry", "Ministry of Funny Smells"},
		{NULL,NULL}};


		/* This is an actual realword English->Tnarg filter - please do not add 'odd'
		* words to it. Anything going in here must be based on real Tnargian that is
		* used consistently.
		*/

		const gag_pattern_t tnarg[]={
		/* change exact words */
		{"^account$","accont"},
		{"^answer$","anser"},
		{"^anyway$","unerway"},
		{"^attach","atach"},
		{"^attractive$","atteve"},
		{"complete","compleat"},
		{"^confidential","coferdental"},
		{"^cookie$","cooky"},
		{"^descr","discr"},
		{"^design$", "desine"},
		{"^designed$", "desinded"},
		{"^devil$","deval"},
		{"^differen","diffen"},
		{"^doh","dol"},
		{"^echo","ehco"},
		{"^episode","episord"},
		{"^examiner","excamer"},
		{"^existence$", "exstents"},
		{"^fairly$","fail"},
		{"^gorilla$","groler"},
		{"^important$","importment"},
		{"^infinite$","infernet"},
		{"^innocent$","insont"},
		{"^labyrinth$","laberath"},
		{"^last$","end"},
		{"^listen", "lisson"},
		{"^manky$","maky"},
		{"^molest","merlast"},
		{"^otherwise$","uther wise"},
		{"^passes$","pases"},
		{"^paste$","paset"},
		{"^picnic$","picknick"},
		{"^predicate","perdiket"},
		{"^rifle", "riffil"},
		{"^scheme$","skeem"},
		{"^screw","scroo"},
		{"^spammed$","spamed"},
		{"^speech$","speach"},
		{"^subject$","subjet"},
		{"^suspended$","spended"},
		{"^syntax$","sintax"},
		{"^terrestrial$","teristial"},
		{"^thought$","thort"},
		{"^times$","time"},
		{"^too$","to"},
		{"^tomorrow$","tomrow"},
		{"^typed$","type"},
		{"^unchanged$","unchange"},
		{"^want","what"},
		{"^wonders$","whandes"},
		{"^wonder$","whander"},
		{"^works$","work"},


		/{"^$",""},/
		/{"^$",""},/
		/{"^$",""},/

		/* odd words out in pattern matching */
		{"^spoke$","spoke"},
		{"^coke$","coke"},
		{"^cough$","coff"},
		{"^light$","light"},
		{"uild","ild"},

		/* pattern match replacements */
		{"gain","gian"},
		{"oke","ock"},
		{"ain$","ane"},
		{"oki","ocki"},
		{"^or$","or"},
		{"or$","er"},
		{"oes","ose"},
		{"ough$","uff"},
		{"awn","orn"},
		{"ence$","ents"},
		{"ight$","ite"},
		{NULL,NULL}};

		const gag_pattern_t furby[]={
		/* Phrase replacement */
		{"^good morning$","dah a-loh u-tye"},
		@@ -1280,7 +1161,6 @@ const gag_pattern_t nosport[]={
		{ "^Wales$","Leek"},
		{ "^Welsh$","Dragons"},


		{ "^Aussie","XXXX drinker"},

		/* things the don't fit anywhere else */
		@@ -1291,21 +1171,4 @@ const gag_pattern_t nosport[]={
		{ "^sack$","potato carrier"},
		{ "^ashes$","embers"}, /* this is the cricket series. */


		{NULL,NULL}};

		const gag_pattern_t unreturnable[]={
		{ "javascript", "node.js" },
		{ "C++", "node.js" },
		{ "c++", "node.js" },
		{ "fortran", "node.js" },
		{ "pascal", "node.js" },
		{ "python", "node.js" },
		{ "java", "node.js" },
		{ "linux", "nodeOS" },
		{ "windows", "nodeOS" },
		{ "debian", "nodeOS" },
		{ "fedora", "nodeOS" },
		{ "silver", "our node.js server" },

		{NULL,NULL}};

talkhelp/gag

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		@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@
		[4mFILTER[0m
		Name Modes Description
		-------------------------------------------------------------------------
		annoy 125 Various word/acronym substitutions, e.g. "fish".
		babel 135 Babelfish (mock computer mistranslation).
		bunny 15 Replace every word with "boing".
		censor 4 Censors out swear words.
		@@ -27,7 +26,6 @@
		french 35 Speck Onglish leek a Fronchman.
		fudd 3 Elmer Fudd style (Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits).
		furby 134 Start speaking furby WAH!
		hazelesque 45 Replace every word with "heh".
		jive 13 Ghetto Jive talk.
		kraut 12 Mock german.
		latin 123 Pig Latin.
		@@ -35,11 +33,9 @@
		mirror 23 Reverse the sentence.
		morse 25 Speak morse code.
		nosport 235 Be a good sport, sport, and don't mention sport okay?
		saya 5 Replace every word with "am".
		strfry 124 Randomly screws up your text, so all the chars are in the
		wrong order.
		swab 24 Reverses the byte-order of the string, to mess it up.
		tnarg 34 Turn your text into Tnargian.
		warez 234 Speak w/\rez d00dz!
		wibble 14 Scrambles sentences to new and exotic ones.